FoodCritic

Have you ever stumbled upon a food review so dripping with disdain that you wondered if the writer had actually just witnessed a culinary crime against humanity? A review so…

"It tasted like sadness." That’s how young Lily, all of six years old, described the grilled cheese sandwich at what was previously hailed as the "best diner in town." Her…

[Name] wrinkled their nose, contemplated the glistening glaze on the miniature eclair, and declared with a charming seriousness, "Hmm, the texture is delightful, but it needs...more magic!" And just like…